alluh akbar

whats the point? your fucked if you hear it anywhere.

"Alluh Akbar............................(silence)........"

by Paris Was T Sided June 23, 2016

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

by FishFarmer December 30, 2008

Darwin Akbar

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."

After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"

by Garlic M. May 17, 2007

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

Akbar Effect

Being extremely horny, especially around close friends of the same gender.

Usually happens over a wide time frame.

Highly contagious.

Bro, Oliver has the Akbar Effect now! I heard he wants to bang Caleb.

by The Aspect of the Soup December 11, 2022

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011