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Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008
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agnostic

an agnostic is an atheist without guts.
I dont have enough faith to be an agnostic or an atheist.
by Brian L. April 10, 2006
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agnostic

Agnostic? What's that?

An atheist without balls...
by jeff clement June 15, 2008
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agnostic

N. A person to lazy to observe a religion, and to cowardly to say there is no god.
N. That agnostic is an indecisive religious thinker.
by Mat n Cheese April 13, 2009
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"Agnostics are just atheists without balls" - Stephen T. Colbert
by MareBear December 8, 2007
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agnostic

1. An intellectually sound position on a given idea (or thing, or subject, etc.) for which evidence for it's existence is insufficient.

2. The intellectually sound qualifier that most people who understand the meaning of the word put at the beginning of their given religious classification.

3. An atheist who doesn't like the word "atheist".

4. An atheist who thinks the definition of "atheist" is one who claims to know there are no gods.

5. An atheist who doesn't know that the definition of "atheist" is one who does not believe in any gods.

6. A word fought over by all manner of agnostics, atheists and Theists; meaningless minutia.
1. "I'm agnostic on the Higgs boson particle."

2. "I'm an agnostic Jew (or atheist, or Christian, or Hindu, etc.) because I don't know for a fact that god/s exist, and even if I did, I would still not necessarily know the nature of said potential god/s."

3. Professor Bart D. Ehrman.

4. George Carlin, deceased; Bill Maher.

5. most agnostics

6. the other 5 definitions
by Beery Swine December 22, 2008
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An agnostic is someone who adopts Pascal's Wager as their "life philosophy".
Agnostics are to bible thumpers as mall goths are to yuppies.

Agnostics are to Atheists as something is to nothing.
by concernedmother April 3, 2009
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