adobe

The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.

Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.

by Happy user of an illegal Flash July 5, 2010

adorexia

A condition characterized by freedom from worry. Or any other preoccupation, really.

-Why don't you seem worried by this?

-I have adorexia.

by withoutamartyr November 11, 2006

extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.

"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."

by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005

post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

AVA ADORE

Smashing Pumpkins song.

AVA ADORE

It's you that I adore
You will always be my whore
You'll be a mother to my child, and a child to my heart

We must never be apart.....

by Branislav Glusac December 27, 2007

Adobe Flash Player

Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.

Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP

by Mc Noggin August 9, 2017