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I am going to Madoff your account
by Ettebe December 21, 2008
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Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010
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Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by Vito Nicola May 7, 2008
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Throw Away Account

In online gaming, a throw away account is an account made with no intentions of playing the game long-term on that specific account.

Often, people create throw away accounts for malicious purposes, such as spamming or cheating in-game.

The accounts often get banned for breaking rules. People use throw away accounts to prevent their mains from getting banned.

Throw away accounts are often used for people who use macros, or computer software to play the game for them and to gain an unfair advantage. This is almost always against the rules of the game and will result in banning. The hope is that the throw away accounts do not get banned, and acquired wealth can be transfered to another account.
Hey I'm going to cheat on this game; I've already made a throw away account.

Let's make some throw away accounts to bot high skills in!
by Imtherealtubaman18 March 28, 2011
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accountabilibuddy

The name for a buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well-being.

Originally coined in an episode of South Park.
"Yo where's trevor at?"

"Who cares, Pillow-Biter?"

"I do! I'm his acountabilibuddy! That makes me accountabilibuddyable! "
by Bret Meisenbach October 23, 2007
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Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"
by Junior Soprano July 26, 2009
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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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