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Roll-ability

Noun- The ability of how well you can roll your soccer socks down while getting ready for soccer practice
The roll-ability of these new socks I got is great!

Look at the roll-ability of these socks!
by Stuarty Kunigit October 9, 2008
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Abilio

girl 1: cries
Girl 2: who did this to u?
girl 1: Abilio
by truth4ever.com May 19, 2011
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abomination

A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.
guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one: wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both die upon the revealing of the ass crack)
by thatguy77 January 27, 2008
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abligurition

I went to Europe and couldn't help but feel as if I was suffering from abligurition.
by Siodhachan August 24, 2011
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Ablisa

Two Fat Rude British Dykes who get into a punch-on at X-Factor UK
Who were those fat dykes on X-Factor? Ablisa
by cartenman September 6, 2010
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ability

the quality of being able to do something. attach it to the end of any verb to make up new words!
I've been admiring that chick, and I think she has some serious sexability.

I was able to open the door because it afforded pushability.

this class is heading for some serious failability.
by Anonymous November 30, 2001
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abominable

Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.
You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.
by allison wonderland October 5, 2005
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