Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others

Dude you are an absolute chad.

by Aceaviation August 9, 2019

Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018

Absolutely bananas

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right

This is absolutely bananas

by Princelol December 1, 2019

abolanche

A large amount of abo's rolling down a hill together weraring only a loincloth and continously saying funny things.

OMFG!!! Look at that abolanche!!!

by Kerry is gay September 16, 2008

absomotherfuckinglutely

a very passionate: of course; will do; yes sir; damn straight; very well; absolutely

jane: jim are you ready to make love to m?
jim: absomotherfuckinglutely!

by woo January 14, 2004

Absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020