Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

by Psalmist Says June 14, 2018

muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010

muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

by Leah322 May 18, 2008

muffin

one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

by miss muffy March 21, 2005

Muffins

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

by Buffalos December 28, 2008

muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

by AKB June 29, 2005

muffin

A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery."
"aw, muffin"

by Chaos Descending December 31, 2003