jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl

ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr

by eshayyss August 18, 2022

Jono

By using this word you are calling someone a bitch, a hoe, a whore, a stripper, a cow, a chicken, a ugly ass muthafucka, a stupid bitch, an ugly ass, a stupid ugly hoe ass ugly mother fucking fucker,

the other person would respond with death.

You are such a Jono!!! faka u

by iloveboobies89 December 15, 2022

Jono

The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.

Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.

by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020

Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends

Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore

by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018

jono mill

The act of dating a midget

damn, that guy is such a jono mill

by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012