The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.
Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020
Get the Jono mug.A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
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Get the jononess mug.Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019
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