stefan

1. overly broody, whiny, mopey

person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it

by delena-is-happening December 8, 2012

Stefan

1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.

2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.

4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.

5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.

Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.

Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.

by nondingo March 26, 2013

Stefan

Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face

Man one: throws ball at stefans face.

Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.

Man one: laugh hahahaha

Stefan: ill bang you

by Aaron brown October 15, 2012

Stefan

Synonymous to dumb, asshole, or both. Someone who tends to make seem others are dumb, but in actuality is a defense mechanism to disguise his own mental capacity.

Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3

Hey Stefan, what's up? (aka. Hey dumb ass, what's up?)

by Shi-Fu May 5, 2016

Stefan

a dumbass

stefan is a dumbass

by daddyryan April 19, 2018

stefan

Likes to lie alot

Stefan lied again

by Anthoyn December 12, 2016

Stefan

Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.

"He's never gunna get laid, he's a stefan"

by Wanaka62 August 27, 2016