A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018

shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O April 8, 2006

A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.

Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011

A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy arents

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Example

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listend. You are a legend in your own shower

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O July 16, 2008

a show-er

Someone whos cock is big while soft and doesn't grow much as it gets hard

Dude: "Its big right?"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"

by J Man #1 November 22, 2009