A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

by scykon December 29, 2003

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think

Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

Nigger in a box

Slang term in the early days of ready mix pancakes for a box of Aunt Jemima

Hey kids want some nigger in a box for breakfast!?

by Aunty J February 23, 2009

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

approx-a-box

1.) A box meant to contain information, but is not actually large enough to hold aforementioned information. Can be found on College Board AP tests.

2.) A box, also meant to hold information, but the information is "approximated". Can pertain to weight, past drug use, sexual preference, ect.

1.
Hunter: How the hell am I supposed to fit this huge sticker on this little square on my AP test?
Katie: It's an approx-a-box, figure your shit out.
Hunter: Friggin huge sticker!

2.
Hunter: Why does your application say you're 105 lbs, never done drugs, and you strictly date men?
Katie: Dude, it's an approx-a-box.
Hunter: Oh, ok.

by Hgray May 5, 2009

Snap a bolt

building up a significant amount of anger to which you cannot control your emotions anymore

"Son, if I have to ask you one more time to clean your room I am going to snap a bolt"

by magecks April 24, 2009

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019