by ChocolateThunderCheeks April 16, 2019
Get the Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams mug.Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.
As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."
by jenbro March 9, 2009
Get the zooker mug.The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!
2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.
3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.
3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
Get the Zoosex mug.Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.
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Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.
"ZooKeepers"
by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008
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Get the Zoosexual mug.a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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