Zonker

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =

But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

by Tequila December 5, 2004

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zonker

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

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Zonked

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.

Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality

by QP0N August 16, 2010

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Zoney

Scouse slang for a Saveaway, or other all-day travel pass.

I get three buses to work.
That must be expensive.
Yeah, but I get a zoney so it's ok.

by iSplodge December 17, 2011

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zonkers

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.

wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.

by i9incher August 15, 2009

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