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by wavesdontdie August 15, 2016
Get the Zebastian mug.A Zeeb is a cryptid that is always seven feet tall, has the lower body of a human, as wide as a thin person's wrist, and has two volleyball sized bloodshot eyes on top of its torso.
They stare at you everywhere, even if you're asleep and stay uncomfortably close to you (shadow distance) all the time.
Their mouths are just accessories and they are meant to smile at you in a friendly manner forever. Zeebs can grow up to 13+ sets of teeth.
It is also important to know that Zeebs have unlimited joints in their legs that can be twisted, rotated, and bent in any angle, therefore they are immune to whatever leg attacks exist and they can stare at you even in the tightest and smallest of places because of their legs.
Please don't give/call your Zeeb another name otherwise you will meet the sweet release of death and it will begin to use its teeth to skin you and your whole ancestry like a grater, and consume you.
DON'T leave your Zeeb in the bath for too long.
Its skin will become wrinkled and its eyes will be fully red, and it will watch you from above everywhere until it returns back to its non-wrinkly state(which is around 365-6900 years.)
It is unsure where or how Zeebs came into existence, or if they even exist, but these creatures are mostly found in lakes, cabinets, and your closet.
They stare at you everywhere, even if you're asleep and stay uncomfortably close to you (shadow distance) all the time.
Their mouths are just accessories and they are meant to smile at you in a friendly manner forever. Zeebs can grow up to 13+ sets of teeth.
It is also important to know that Zeebs have unlimited joints in their legs that can be twisted, rotated, and bent in any angle, therefore they are immune to whatever leg attacks exist and they can stare at you even in the tightest and smallest of places because of their legs.
Please don't give/call your Zeeb another name otherwise you will meet the sweet release of death and it will begin to use its teeth to skin you and your whole ancestry like a grater, and consume you.
DON'T leave your Zeeb in the bath for too long.
Its skin will become wrinkled and its eyes will be fully red, and it will watch you from above everywhere until it returns back to its non-wrinkly state(which is around 365-6900 years.)
It is unsure where or how Zeebs came into existence, or if they even exist, but these creatures are mostly found in lakes, cabinets, and your closet.
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Get the Zeewaffle mug.Zenbaby is in fact a soft shy girl, but with a inner wisdom and beauty. Sometimes naughty playing like a butterfly. Mostly cute and tender. Loves who treat her right. A purring cat..
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A blunt, rolled with 100% hydroponically grown Pineapple Express, rolled in a dry Tobacco leaf, rolled into the shape of a cone.
I'm gonna light up a ZebaZoot
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