zip-block

When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through

Tom: You ready to go?
Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked.

by ivanwave August 12, 2005

zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Zip Lock

When you lick from a girls rectum to her clitoris in one constant motion.

She was not very responsive until I gave her the Zip Lock.

by Eric Matthew July 15, 2010

zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.

"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."

by Melissa January 20, 2004

zip and a double cup

an oz of weed and a mixture of either codeine, hydro or tussinex syrup and sprite with double the amount of syrup used to get high

yo juicy j got a zip and a double cup lets get faded like him

by swobbin September 15, 2013

zip-a-dee-doo-dah

This is used as a highly ironic response to somebody's last statement in a long line of statements, usually full of boring detail, about things that are only to do with them.

Such things as the tiny little facts about their life, lover, job, achievements etc that are only interesting to the person telling about them ... but to anybody else? Nope.

From the song of the same name "zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, wonderful feeling, wonderful day"

Kevin: Well I got this new bank account and no they don't charge me for checks but of course I had to personalize the checks so I got this photo of me brushing my teeth and photoshopped my name in my mouth K-E-V-I-N one letter on each tooth from left to right or from right to left so they are don't spell NIVEK of course so you know, right, so that everybody can see it's me by name but anyway of course I don't have the letters tattooed on my teeth in real life but who knows I might just do that because it's a statement about me and you know that's a good thing, anyway as I was saying I also managed to get that same photo on the Visa card that the bank gave me too which is really cool so then..

Chuck: Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah. Life is wonderful, ain't it?

by fronkzippo May 16, 2010

zip it up and zip it out

A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass them.

George: "So that'll close off the deal? Great. You have a good weekend Dave."

Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"

George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"

by PJake January 5, 2004