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your mum 

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores
Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
your mum by aManuMonster May 1, 2022

your mum 

Some one's mum , mother , the thing that gave birth to them
Woman: How are you today sir?
Man: Your mum

Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo

A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night

OIIIIIII..........YA MUM

Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum
your mum by kingfishtunamarlin December 21, 2007

your mum 

Stupid insult which townies say to get a kick out of life.
Person: You faggot
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*
your mum by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Your mum 

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'
Your mum by Tim December 3, 2003

Your Mum 

* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.

* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!

* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
Your Mum by neil_the_ant June 5, 2004

your mum 

A poor insult usually used by someone of limited intelligence as an insult.
See trev
Person A: You are an unintelligent troglodyte
Person B: Well...Your Mum!
your mum by Munk July 23, 2003