yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

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A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.

"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."

by KHD September 04, 2003

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"Yo mama"

An derisive term, equivalent to motherfucker but can be used in general company because it's not a swear word. Term often precedes a fight.

Thug #1: I will cut you up!
Thug #2 : "yo mama"."
Thug #1 swings and the fight is on.

by Ajjax August 19, 2006

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is the stupid burn/roast that everyone does. It's annoying. They do it cuz they're in a roast/burn battle and they decided that bringing their poor mama into it would help. Well guess what? It didn't

knock knock
who's there?
yo mama?
you mama who?
you mama who ate all yo cookies!
I hate you

by oogiboogiboogersnotbra January 18, 2018

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A person, big, fat, skinny, short, ugly, heterosexual, transsexual, bisexual, smells, and possibly the definition of 'your mum'. May not always be a woman.

Sometimes a man.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so fat she had to be baptised at sea world.

by MyNameIsSlimShady August 02, 2014

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