Hot Years Old

When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!

Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."

Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"

Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."

Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"

by TrishaGordon June 10, 2014

is he really 89 years old ?

When you try to PURSUE someone but random things out of nowhere keep hitting you

Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?

by Definitely not jojo weeb January 30, 2021

For seven years

Spoke by 痾屎家 LSC 1D(22-23). He spoke this when having English book presentation. After that, this quote has been made into a meme and a video.

1. Student A: Can I drink wo-er?

Student B: Don't be 'For seven years'
2. Whole Class: For seven years... for seven years...

痾屎家 : Can you guys SHUT UP?!

by Me 87 December 15, 2022

14 Years Old

The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.

Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"

Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

New Years Suckin' Eve

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

by YAWA January 1, 2021

doggystyle years

The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.

The math works like this:

1 year in porn = 5 years additional age.

So, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in porn for 9 years is really 33 + (9*5) = 78.

Me and the star of "Ass Angels" are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she's really 78.

by b0xxx February 11, 2009

new years

To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.

New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.

by Yopmail User January 8, 2023