Yoga Pants

What god created on the 8th day.

"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"

by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011

jager yoga

a term (derived from jager or jagermeister) used when one attempts some form of physical exercise when under the influence of alcohol. as such, attempts at jager yoga are often unsuccessful or executed in an embarrassing fashion.

person a: man, there's photos of you on facebook doing jager yoga last night
person b: i'm such a douche

by cawwum September 16, 2010

yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.

I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.

by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 17, 2019

yoga buzz

the high or elated feeling upon completion of a focused hatha yoga or meditation practice. the sensation that arises upon connecting with the oneness of the universe.

I just took 3 yoga classes in a row and now nothing can bother me. What an excellent yoga buzz!

by Michelle Fajkus April 05, 2004

Yoga pants

the best thing invented since short skirts

Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?

by ohhhhmg45 May 19, 2011

intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

by babates February 24, 2006

yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

by one fish two fish April 08, 2010