yer done

An interjection to be used when someone rambles incoherently, or is talking absolute nonsense.

(insert bs story here)and yer done.

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

yer off the team

1.a phrase that determines you have done something wrong and are no longer viewed as an equal.

2.to be lower than yourself

3. the opposite of being on the team if in fact you once were, and if you weren't, see the first two definitions

1. "hey did i say you could use my stick? yer off the team!"

2. "hey asshole!!!!!!!!!! YER OFF THE TEAM!"

3.captain-"hey curtis, you wanna get me a beer?

curtis-"Not really."

captain-"ya know what? YER OFF THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!"

4. in case of a slibe swamp donkey who keeps yelling football stars it might be that he's off the team, unless he gets the captain a beer

by captain grease July 12, 2009

yer ma's yer da

Meaning your mother is your father in turn insinuating your mother is of the male gender.

In an argumentative situation: "Shut it ye bam! Yer ma's yer da!"

by Charlene Walshe April 29, 2006

Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

by Gareth January 9, 2004

yer-maw

a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke

Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night

by big sesal February 8, 2007

Yer MA!

Your mother: (East coast Scotland or Irish spelling)Default insult in a slagging contest. Primarily used when all other insults available have been exhausted. Statement to falsify outrageous claims made by a certain individual or party. Also see Yer Maw!

Ross: "I banged Kylie Minogue last night so I did!"
Ally: "YER MA!"

by Mr f gibble September 20, 2015

Yer Sister

Phrase originating from an urban area to reply with disrespect or to have a reply to being dissed when you can think of nothing else to say.

Joe: You smell like a cabbage truck today, did you even take a damn shower?
Bruce: Yer Sister!

by LTChaos January 21, 2022