by spliffette <3 May 16, 2022
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The phrase “xert” means cool or nice, if you describe someone as Xert you are considering them good or kind
The phrase “xert” means cool or nice, if you describe someone as Xert you are considering them good or kind
“That’s so xert” “your really xert”
by Joe paperwright December 20, 2023
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by SleepyNeo April 3, 2024
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Contrary to popular belief, "Xertun" is not actually a slang term for cats.
Contrary to popular belief, "Xertun" is not actually a slang term for cats.
by JohnSwagma February 4, 2026
Get the Xertun mug.A slang name for cats. Used in a similar, endearing manner to 'car' or 'wunkus'.
Primarily encountered in the niche sub-reddit forum r/xertunposting.
Primarily encountered in the niche sub-reddit forum r/xertunposting.
by m._z.d August 14, 2025
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by thepintard August 7, 2022
Get the Sony Xperia Z3 mug.A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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