Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch 

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch by gottaclue October 15, 2004

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.

So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!

invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

Flicka da wrist 

The motion of the hand while cooking crack smh

Looka dat flicka da wrist

Flicka da wrist by Mariamaria85 May 14, 2015

Wristband Raver

A Wristband Raver is someone who says they rave but they only go to ticketed DNB events at their local sweaty nightclub

you're not a real raver you're a wristband raver

Wristband Raver by basketsareus April 11, 2019

Gamer's Wrist 

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

Gamer's Wrist by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

100 on my wrist

Used commonly by rappers including lil pump. Spending 100 thousand on a watch.

100 on my wrist can't tell me shit

100 on my wrist by Big papa haroon August 6, 2017

Rolla Wrist 

Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.

Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen

Rolla Wrist by The Greg June 10, 2004