Russian wrecking ball

The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.

Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.

by Onion Poptarts January 27, 2010

wreck your world

hyperbolic, highly intense interjection often used at the end of a heated argument between two people (usually intimate partners) in the hope of one person trumping the insult just previously mouthed by the other.

Man : You KNOW I wasn't with Christine last night. I was at Bill's helping him repair his garage door !
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!

by Virgin Suicides June 10, 2017

wreck havoc

A butchered misuse and gross misunderstanding of the phrase 'wreak havoc', perpetuated by uneducated communities in the rural United States. Typically these individuals do not understand the meaning of the word 'wreak', so their simple minds believe 'wreck' is an acceptable substitute due to its thematic similarities to the word 'havoc'.

The correct phrase, 'wreak havoc', means to bring about destruction and chaos.

This is in contrast to the words 'wreck havoc', which would literally mean to destroy destruction.

Example: Through the perpetuation of my ignorance, I shall wreck havoc upon the english language.

by r0b0c0d December 19, 2013

Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

wreckney

A nickname for ill fated pop star Britney Spears. Originally coined on ONTD.

britney fan - "aw, her busted weave, wal mart shorts, and swapmeet platform sandals are so cute! she dresses like sh*t because she's down to earth!"

person with taste - "shut up you fat wreckney fan"

by andreaxxx December 29, 2010

7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003