wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

Wandering Warden Syndrome

In Rainbow Six Siege, there is always that one warden main that goes around on different floors other than protecting bomb.

You know Jeremy? He has Wandering Warden Syndrome lol.

by StinkyLs July 24, 2023

Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

Wordinaire

When you are really good at knowing words, and or making up words that make sense

Damn bro your such a wordinaire. You made situationize, and flabacurtatious

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

Game Warden

Person that literally brings you to jail for losing at monopoly.

We were forced to call the game warden after Toni refused to go to jail after being clearly directed by a chance card to not pass go nor collect 200$ and go directly to jail. There was a standoff and things did not end well.

by TheGrumpkin February 1, 2022