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wombleing

Wombleing is only to be taken in a camping or festival situation.

if an item of any sort is left out side a tent you are allowed to take it or womble it.
"oi, im bored lets go out wombleing"

10 minuets later

"look what i just wombled"
"what"
"a couple of chairs and this crate"
by Rick Appleby July 15, 2007
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Wombled

Slang for an individual searching the floor of a store for discarded discount vouchers. Derived from the 1970's British children's TV characters called Wombles who search out garbage on Wimbledon Common and make good use of the things that they find, things that everyday folk leave behind.
I wombled a couple of vouchers near the self service tills.
by AHGUK March 27, 2010
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Womble

When a cat puts all their legs under their body while sitting on the ground hiding their paws. Making them look compleatly legless.
Tabby is a womble
by Benny February 5, 2004
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Womble

To rub ones hairy ass on another person
Morgan Wombled Monica Singh Rathores Face when she was Asleep and she woke up with hairs in her teeth.
by MrFrog October 20, 2008
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Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles
Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
by _ech0_ October 18, 2017
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Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.
My way was blocked by a pavement womble
by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023
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