woke

Deluded or fake awareness.

Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.

by gmoochie October 15, 2019

woke

racist, classist, and ignorant; sleep

The oligarchs' fake news media went woke.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 26, 2023

Woke

To wake up in past tense.

"I woke up today".

by ThatDudeWhoWatchesYouFromYourW July 3, 2018

Woke

The word "Woke" has a very broad definition that is very hard to define. In conservative/right-wing terms, it approximately means "putting politics or sexual education where it shouldn't be." Though it is more often than not used as an umbrella term for anyone who disagrees with them.
Not to be confused with "Awake," which means "aware of what is happening in the world."

See also: "Go Woke, Go Broke," a short rhyme also used by conservatives to describe how a company's profits seem to nosedive when it becomes "woke"." Surprisingly, it's not far from the truth.

Disney has lost more than $40 billion since they went woke. Parents around the world have furiously stood up against them, and many more have vowed to never visit a Disneyland resort ever again in their life.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2022

woke

"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson

Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!

by Wenn Pilliam May 4, 2017

Woke

Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.

"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."

by NitroZeus December 13, 2017

Woke

A term often thrown around by people to note that someone agrees with the same conspiracy theory as them. These people can usually be spotted wearing tin foil hats and complaining that the government won't allow them to collect rain water.

Bill is woke he thinks chemtrails are real because he saw it on YouTube.

by Cuh I'm hella lit fam November 30, 2016