Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

woadefoak

the asian way of saying what the fuck. fun to say, roles off the tongue, also not as offensive as what the fuck. say it to your friends, your teachers, even your grandma. no one will ever take offense to this fun pseudo-swear. (you probably still shouldn't say it to your grandma though)

John Smith: awww dude you just stepped in dog shit
Ming-Dau Li: WOADEFOAK?!?

by jspruce14 March 30, 2011

Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019

Justin Woody

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful erect penis, a ridiculously huge cock

Dude she totally gave me a justin WOODY

by Woodstok January 2, 2009

cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

Sawdust Woody

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.

*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.

by ca$h AF April 16, 2023

woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003