Ed Witten

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Witzy

good at fortnite

Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy

by Synrix June 1, 2020

Ed Witten

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

wtityb

Whatever, tell it to your blog.

Dude 1: its the summer after i've finally graduated college, and my boy kevin, his philosophy professor jill, my girl at the time, and me, are on about to take a trip to europe. but first we decided to go to this chinese buffet before the flight. it takes us a half hour to get there so we're getting high on the way there with the god kevin's freshly prepared blunts. it takes us another two hours to get through all the food once we get there, since its all you can eat, and we're obliterated so its heaven kiiid...

Dude 2: wtityb

by The Hipinion Collective May 7, 2005

Witticist

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

witt lowry

A very unknown rapper, underrated, actually raps true stuff.
Recently got on the Radio, he'll be big one day.
Originally known as, "Witty"

Born on Connecticut,

real name, Mark Richard Jr.
Born February 28, 25 years old, Pisces.
Wish people knew him more.

"Witt Lowry is an amazing rapper, should be more known more than he is right now"

"I know."

by AquaSkyes July 6, 2016