shitty witty

shitty witty- a term slaves use in the presence of discord mod to gain notice.

discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples

by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

witty

it is pronounced in an Indian accent as "vitty".

used when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart.

sarah: "oh jerimiah your so vitty"

vitty "jerimiah: thank you, you are vitty too"

sarah: "would you like to fuck"

jerimiah: "yes my vitty gyal"

bystander: "witty is definitely is an amazing compliment when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart."

by vittygirl999 March 3, 2024

Witty

A word that means someone is funny, without spending several hours rehearsing and writing jokes. It’s a fine art for all who can bare the title.

Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”

Person A: “Aren’t they so witty?”
Person B: “Yeah, I love hearing their jokes.”

by funkytowndweller May 20, 2022