Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

by manat31790 March 20, 2011

winkelvossed

get your business idea stolen and avoid becoming a billionaire

"Hey listen, I just got total winkelvossed. My roomate copied my flashdrive and used it to create a multibillion dollar company behind my back. But can i borrow $10 for breakfast? Avoiding becoming a billionaire make one hungry"

- to get unfriended and loose a $100b company

by Tordenskiold January 18, 2013

Winkle Drip

an insulting name for someone who is a complete dick OR a dripping penis

dammit jimmy your such a winkle drip

by vomit_safari October 18, 2008

Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.

We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.

by SmelseaC April 12, 2011

Wintelligence

(noun) The intellect needed to outsmart others in arguments, bashes, verbal fights, etc.

Jim was known for his wintelligence: insulting people without them even knowing.

by woahitswilliam August 6, 2012

winkledoodle

In short terms, a penis.

"Bro! Have you seen the size of his winkledoodle?!"

by SlarkIsTheName April 30, 2014

Winkle Party

A Winkle Party is a celebration of friendship in which 2 or more males remove all clothing and enjoy each other's company. There is nothing homosexual about a Winkle Party. That said, all sexual orientations are welcome at said Winkle Parties.

A Winkle Party can take place in any location but it has been known that the best Winkle Parties take place on hotel balconies.

No females can be present at a Winkle Party.

Here Lee mate, Tony is Tony'd again, are you up for a Winkle Party?

by Santidun May 21, 2019