Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020

Finishing Stick

Your Dick.

Man you been getting laid a lot lately. Your finishing stick must be sore as hell.

by Claymore123 March 18, 2021

butthole winching

The act of attaching anal beads to a high speed winch and ripping them out of an anus

Dude i met this chick last light who let me go butthole winching.

by WinchLyfe December 10, 2018

Finishing up

The Act of masturbating while one is in a hurry, or has a limited amount of time.

Man i walked out to the parking lot to see what James was doing before lunch, and i caught him finishing up in his van.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 12, 2009

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

Wikisting

Wikisting = wikipedia fisting. This is a practice enjoyed by really dumb bastards that enjoy fisting and reading Wiki at the same time.

Phred and Sam were wikisting Wednesday evening. It's a fine way to end a day.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob

your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch

by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003