Wilson

Someone who is a complete asshole, one who like to keeps girls on the line but never really liked them to begin with.

Dude, He is such a wilson with chicks, I dont see how he can keep them.

by rena86 April 22, 2009

wilson

A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.

Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson

by Satchy October 20, 2008

wilson

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie

a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.

by Billingsley le Carte October 23, 2006

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023

Wilsoned

To say one thing but do another, purposely screwing over someone else in the process.

He said he would work on the project with me, but he wilsoned me and I had to do it myself.

by Marf the darf June 11, 2019

wilson's

go there and you either turn out gay, a neek or lonely for the rest of your life

Jeff: what skl u go to
Neek: Wilson's
Jeff: (walks off)

by just.the.facts May 2, 2019