While wearing a Colonel hat, hitting a girl from behind while she roars like a bear. Both hitting a crack pipe throughout the whole thing.
Person 1: Yo, check out that girl, would totally hit that with The Wilkes-Barre style.
Person 2: Oh word?
Person 2: Oh word?
by SoChinky April 12, 2018

A dump town named after two memebers of the french parliament, John Wilkes and Isaac Barre. And guess what, they never set foot in America. What was once a sprwaling metropolis of 25,000 people, is now a town being overrun by old people, funeral homes, and ghetto drug dealers. Every-where you look, there's a funeral home in some fancy old house and down the road, you'll see another drug deal or shooting taking place. Another thing Wilkes-Barre prides itself in, having the most amount of potholes and closed bridges, and the most run-down and dumpy downtown ever. Main attractions? The yet to be built movie theater..stanton lanes and never forget..Skateaway!!
Come join the fun!!
Come join the fun!!
by Chesil May 9, 2005

by Your local white bitch November 16, 2021

City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.
At least I'm not from Wilkes-Barre
by Scrantonio June 29, 2004

Any good girls worst nightmare, he's a skinny-ass man whore who is just trying to get in your pants..
by Omgyousuck October 20, 2017

by realniggafr December 14, 2022

A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer
by Tjsjsjdkd February 18, 2021
