Wistaf

The fucking retarded shit who decided to fucking disband the Avis guild. Wistaf is a fat old 50 year old man who sits around and plays fortnite all day like a fucking faggot. This nigga quit minecraft therefore leaving Avis to fend for themselves and this caused the rise of shitty guilds like the fucking piece of shit known as "Dextory" owned by the fucker called "middles".

John: Remember Wistaf?
Bob: Oh yeah, he was that cunt who made the best guild ever die.

by Malfas March 14, 2018

witamin

a tablet taken to enhance ones wit.

you need to take some witamins to regain your sense of humour dude!

by headshank July 26, 2010

wifeager

When your loving, caring, doting wife manages you or your business ventures. Wife+Manager=Wifeager

He doesn't need an assistant he has a wifeager wifeager

by TheREALMrsTAYLOR July 23, 2016

wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.

"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"

by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008

wifting

The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."

"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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by Mierney June 6, 2010

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

wiitarded

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

by J Lau December 30, 2006