the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011

Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

Chicken Wicker

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.

Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Zoey Wicker

The most beautiful Girl in the world.

Zoey Wicker.

by Michael Jackson/ Broccoli March 07, 2023

Wicker

A West Indian (Barbadian) term that refers to a homosexual woman.

That girl Tanisha is a real wicker yuh know

by CaucBajan January 03, 2020

Wicker

Wicker is a word to describe a gay female (lesbian).

The word is pronounced wicka

Deshawn: I hear shinelle dus go fuh women yeh.
Tashawn: big man she a wicker

by Phada JDO October 07, 2021

wicker

the opposite of the n word used for black people
it is used and only can be used by white people

ay wicker
wicker where the weed
wicker did you call be a n.....

by thatdudewhodoesdefinitions May 16, 2023