tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

Weedsane

overthinking from weed and in turn alienating yourself from the group or party.

Alex got Weedsane at LP and at the end couldn't be normal or social at the wall ball party.

by Heemandablunttt March 24, 2009

weeds

A showtime series that portrays the life of a woman who is forced to sell marijuana in order to pay for her expensive lifestyle after her husband dies. It takes place in the town of Agrestic where everyone is very boring and exactly the same.

Nancy the main character in weeds sells marijuana to make a living.

by Mister Darko August 21, 2006

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.

Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.

by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010

Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

Weeping Suckle

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow

Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.

by Eddie K May 12, 2008