weedy-weeds

What your clueless mother calls marijuana.

(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"

by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008

weedscape

someone who is very cheep when it comes down to providing weed for the whole circle.a weedscape usually has a grinder that they always demand to use. in the end of a session the weedscape tries to steal any left over weed, including the weed left over in their grinder. when using their own weed the weedscape will roll only the smallest joints/blunts or pack the smallest bowls. but when using someones weed the weedscape will roll monster sized joints/blunts bowls etc. The weed scape or scape will give single papers at a time as opposed to a pack or a bundle of papers(this however wouldn't be a big deal but usually the weedscape is loaded with packs on top of packs of papers). the weedscape is always looking for new dealers, and calls dealers multiple times and backs out of multiple deals witch thus pisses off dealers. weedscapes also tend to be stubborn in anything, not just weed. weedscapes also never let the joint go out with out getting in their last hits, even if the roach is minuscule in size. finally a weedscape will take all stems, seeds, or crumbs that fall out of a joint or blunt.

yo man that weedscape just took all my weed that was in his grinder.
don't toss that roach the weedscape is gonna want to try and hit it.
the cheep weedscape tried to take more weed from the bag then he paid for and was beaten.

by The bearded man October 23, 2008

Weedstick

1. Origin of the word from 2005 infront of a Plaid Pantry "Don't talk to them they might beat you with their weedsticks.
2. Commonly used to describe popular "gangster" stoners.

2. Police: Do you kids know who started that stink bomb?
Kids: Probably the weedsticks.

by hyeah October 21, 2008

pulling weeds

A sub-standard hand job where the administer fails to realize that the phallus of the subject is in fact attached to the body. A rough-pulling-hand job.

Steve was totally pulling weeds.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

Weebspeak

Rudimentary Japanese that consists of common phrases used in animes, particularly in shonen jumps.

Franny: "I'm so sad"
Amanat: "daijōbu"
Franny: "Stop it with the weebspeak Amanat you've only watched Naruto"

by Weebyweeb November 1, 2018

Weedpits

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.

Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 15, 2019