Wankles

This is for someone who has really weak ankles. this can also be used as a nick name for someone who has wankles.

look there goes wankles.
why do you call him wankles?

because he has weak ankles. DUH!

by S-Cubed May 29, 2010

wanket

Wanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck.

It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors.

It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way.

It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.

1. Whoa, what a right wanket he was!

2. I'm gonna go wanket now. See you later.

by Spammer Saint Cristo July 16, 2008

wanklettefest

a festival of wanklettes, a group wankfest of several wanklettes

"What a bunch of pansies that lot are, did you hear them talking? A certifiable wanklettefest that was!"

by William King II October 11, 2008

Winkletinker

A small leprechaun penis.

Marge was repulsed by Dan's winkletinker.

Jim's winkletinker was a whopping 1.3 inches.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

winklet

to wink in a fashion that makes you look as though you are either retarted, having a spazim, or seizure.

Did u guys see that guy totally winklet at that girl. What a creeper!

by the clockwork July 25, 2007

wankles

Hairless ankles. A contraction of 'waxed ankles', thus usually used when you suspect someone of waxing their ankles.

"I made shoes from paper sellotaped to my feet, but when I took them off I ended up with wankles."

by Rivet Swan Legs May 15, 2007

Wanket

masterbating in a toilet cubicle

Hey Jim - im going for a wanket

by TheSkullCat August 1, 2014