WANFA

internet acronym meaning We Are Not Friends Anymore.

Me "You hear the new Radiohead album?"

Them "No"

Me "WANFA"

Them "Sigh"

by BPV March 21, 2009

Wanu

An Aboriginal cultivated saying for "what doing".

Used in the context to ask what are you doing...

Person 1: "Oi, wanu later"
Person 2: "nm bud"

by Jeeessca January 27, 2019

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Waifu

A "Waifu" is a Japanese term drawn from "嫁" or "yome" (romanized) meaning "Wife". Many non-Otakus mistake a Waifu for a best girl, however a best girl is a female character you enjoy to watch, however the term "Waifu" has a much more intimate meaning (sometimes being sexual). There are in-fact 2 different types of waifus, or more accurately the otaku themselves, is whether the otaku "Protecc" or "Attacc," the former being someone who protects their waifu from others who wish to lewd them, and their own waifu from their own lewd thoughts for fear of disrespecting their significant other, and the latter being someone who is in a much more sexual relationship, and is willing to lewd or even beat their meat to. Many otakus also own body pillows or posters with their waifu on it.

It is also forbidden to have more than one waifu, otherwise others of their own kind will try to force you to break up with one.

john: Yo Jim, do you have a waifu?
Jim: No you dumbass weeb.

by epicmemester69_420 June 28, 2019

waifuism

People who are so obsessed with a virtual character that they would commit to love them over someone in real life

me: Hatsune Miku has won my heart.
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.

but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism

by Rin senpai September 3, 2018

Waifu

The woman you'll never have.

Version 1:
"Yeah that's my waifu."

"Go get a life, she's out of your league."

Version 2:

"I want her but she's so far away"

"Yeah because she only exists on your screen dumbass."

by GaylordFaggotry July 22, 2018

Waifu Bait

Waifu Bait defines a female character portrayed as lovable and perfect. (especially in anime)

Rem from Re:Zero is total waifu bait! She's so cute, loving and loyal how could you not fall in love with her!

by Gundanium October 11, 2016