mascara wand

basically just talking about your man’s 🍆

“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”

by mynamestopherand February 1, 2023

waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

waldir

a given name, variant of Walter, whose original meaning is "general", or literally "army ruler". Derived from the Germanic "wald" (rule) + "heri", "hari" (army).

Sup Waldir?

by waldyrious February 12, 2010

Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

by Hotrox December 20, 2006

Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

by Koban December 28, 2009

Waldina

Fun, Adventurous, Classy, Smart, Wifey Material, Freak in bed, Great cook, looks at the positive in every situation. Can Handel her own. Traveler. Business women. Unique. Beautiful interior and exterior. Total package.

A Waldina is a nessecity to have in your life.

by wmapmc January 9, 2015

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018