walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.
by Chris February 08, 2005
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by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004
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The Walrus

The climax you hit from any drug or alcohol. used to confuse parents/or any other parental figure. when your with a group of friends and you just smoked a fat blunt. instead of saying "guys im so high right now" you say. "guys im feeling the walrus".
Steph why are you talking to a tree? " im fine im just feeling the walrus
by Steph squared. July 27, 2011
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The Walrus

when a woman gives a blowjob to 2 guys at once... by grabbing each mans' penis in hand and simultaneously beginning oral stimulation.
" I saw your girlfriend at a party last night giving 2 guys The Walrus!"
by Murrdogg June 10, 2009
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Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
by shreik January 07, 2008
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To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs
Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, and the dog really needs a walk.
by PNWtater May 21, 2020
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The Walrus

Taking a hit from two different vape pens at the same time.
by Jupiter Sun Mars ♂ June 23, 2021
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