walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

by Chris February 8, 2005

walrus

•Sitting on a cornflake

•Corporation T-shirt


•Stupid bloody tuesady

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

The Walrus

The climax you hit from any drug or alcohol. used to confuse parents/or any other parental figure. when your with a group of friends and you just smoked a fat blunt. instead of saying "guys im so high right now" you say. "guys im feeling the walrus".

Steph why are you talking to a tree? " im fine im just feeling the walrus

by Steph squared. July 28, 2011

The Walrus

when a woman gives a blowjob to 2 guys at once... by grabbing each mans' penis in hand and simultaneously beginning oral stimulation.

" I saw your girlfriend at a party last night giving 2 guys The Walrus!"

by Murrdogg June 10, 2009

walrus

an imaginary animal

Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?

by shreik January 17, 2008

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020

The Walrus

Taking a hit from two different vape pens at the same time.

Double down with the walrus!

by Jupiter Sun Mars ♂ June 23, 2021