twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!

Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.

by Travis April 22, 2004

twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

by unidentified midget September 05, 2007

twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle

I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle

by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffle ..."

by Icemft76 September 09, 2007

Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.

Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

by Sports N Imports May 02, 2006

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009