WTFWTFS

An acronym for "what the fuck was that fucking shit". Commonly said when someone fucks up big time, typically something simple that you think couldn't be fucked up.

Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.

"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"

by aircoft December 29, 2015

WTFAMHKs

WTFAMHKs, more commonly known as "Why The Fuck Are My Hands Knives" is a birth defect in which the person in question has knives for hands. The condition is very rare with only 1 person in the existence of planet Earth has had it.

Yeah so I had a dream and I was like WTFAMHKs!

by ManWithKnifeHands January 1, 2021

WTFOMGBBQ

The wrong way to spell wordOMGWTFBBQ/word, wordassclown/word.

Nick D: WTFOMGBBQ!!! olol!!!11
MMBKG: *pimp-slaps Nick D* Shut your goddamn mouth, ho!

by MMBKG September 8, 2003

wtfwjdftw

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

by Emo Moe July 30, 2009

WTFMI

Way Too Fucking Much Information

When TMI is not enough

"She started telling me about that rash she had, and I said WHOA WTFMI!"

by Stirex February 5, 2010

wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010