Whomp 

to be so high that a person cannot make complete sentences

nobody could understand pat becuase he just smoked 7 blunts and is whomp.

Whomp by jd8973 March 24, 2010

Whomp 

The act of a boyfriend cupping his lips somewhere on you (probably your face) and slobbering while saying "whomp!"

Usually followed by saying "ew! no whomping!"

"whomp!"
"ew! you slobbered all over my face!! no whomping!"

Whomp by Ms Bwinny February 22, 2010

Whomp 

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

Whomp by evo1ve February 8, 2010

whomp 

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.

whomp by the_pile November 7, 2010

Whomp 

Verb:
To perform oral self on another.
Used in a derogatory sense.

Interchangeable with "suck my dick" or "blow me."

Derived from the enemy in Mario bros. series. These characters fall face first, similar to when a man receives oral sex from someone else.

Example 1:
Person 1:"You suck at this game."
Person 2:"You can whomp, bitch!!!"

Whomp by JoeyJuxtapose March 2, 2011

whomp 

v. For to beat someone harshly or hit a person very hard
Most often used as a threat to others.
Pronounced (wump)

Often referred as "the whomp"
Most often used: "I will give you the whomp!"
Created By My Dear Friend,
Kyle Hanf

Person 1: Haha your a nerd that can't get a girl!

Person 2: Watch it man or else I will give you the whomp.

whomp by Emo loves chu March 3, 2011

Whomp 

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

Whomp by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015