Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Dream wheeze

Tea kettle noises.

Josh: I’m going to dream wheeze if you tickle me.

by I’m Bored rn May 22, 2021

Wheeze

A cedric kisser

Your such a wheeze

by troller12345 June 09, 2020

Wheeze

A group of people that wheeze together on voice calls. Often the name of a friend group.

Us wheezes talked all night on Discord.

by Maputi Wheeze November 16, 2019

Wheeze

The collective noun for a group of smokers

Look at that Wheeze over there, they have probably all been smoking since high school.

by FFFarms January 18, 2025

Wheeze

A term used for describing a Type of laugh, commonly used in subtitles

Shane: Look goatman I’m dancing on your bridge it’s my bridge now
Ryan: (wheeze)

by Thatgaeshit June 08, 2020