Welfare Whore

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.

Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!

by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Hipster Welfare

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014

wingnut welfare

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

by fredmast August 1, 2010

That Didn't Age Well

A phrase used to express something that nowadays, wouldn't be considered acceptable, or would be frowned upon.

Sometimes used to express an event that was/wasn't supposed to happen and resulted in the opposite.

Ex:
No Role Modelz by J. Cole
"that Jada and that Will love"
(Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are currently struggling in their marriage)

One could say:
"Well. That didn't age well!"

by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021

Welcome to the cum zone

Where you can cum only inside anime girls

guy 1: "Welcome to the cum zone"
guy 2: "Where you can cum inside anime girls"
guy 3: "quivering clit"
guy 4: "double jointed pussy"

by Milkiekid October 17, 2020

weltschmerz

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.

"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"

by Toby german dude August 3, 2005

Welcome phone

A generic mobile phone, usually from a Chinese manufacturer, so-called because of its boot screen consisting of the word "WELCOME!" in some form or another.

I used to have this cheap welcome phone I bought off Wish but it died on me all of a sudden.

by Jeff Lambert May 22, 2021