Weapons of Mass Distraction 

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

Weapons of Mass Distraction by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

Weapon of mass destruction 

A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”

Weapon of mass destruction by Tho McNutt November 18, 2019

weapon of mass destruction 

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq

USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it

weapon of mass destruction by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004

weapon of mass destruction 

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

weapon of mass destruction by adrian December 23, 2004

weapon of mass destruction 

thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd

George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'

weapon of mass destruction by 6611nitro July 17, 2009

weapon of mass destruction 

1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?

Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)

weapon of mass destruction by the1337h4xz0r November 9, 2003

weapon of mass destruction 

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

weapon of mass destruction by Anonymous October 31, 2003