volke

1. slang used for pvp trash
2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy
3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him

1. dude, ur such a volke
2. god, this guy is totally a volke
3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man

Can also be used as a verb:

ex. stop volking

by bigpronpnp December 26, 2010

volkner

a person that is so cool that only sunyshore likes

i dont like volkner

by furburt sucks November 1, 2020

A Lord Voldermort

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort

by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

volner

Instead of using the pinky for the shocker, you use one of your testicles instead.

We were gettin' down and dirty, and then I went and Volner'd her. She left.

by Bruuding July 14, 2015

Volked

To mess something up in the least dignified or expected way

Wow, he really volked it this time

by Volkiewolkie April 22, 2022

vodker

the way SOME people *ahem* KD *ahem* from CERTAIN places *ahem* MA *ahem* say the word "vodka"

gee, I sure would like some vodker to drink

by popcorn burner December 1, 2011

volkar

A friendly person witch gets attached easy by a girl.He is usually tries to flirt but doesnt know how too and never suceeds.Emotional person who gets offended easily but doesnt want to addmit it

Wow,Volkar is so easily offended like dude chill.

by Kirito-san February 10, 2017