Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008

volcano taco

A very hot taco, sold at Taco Bell.

"I really like to eat volcano tacos."

by Jessiclaw January 11, 2008

steaming volcano

a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano

Careful in there, I left a steaming volcano.

by rick March 17, 2003

vanilla volcano

ejaculating on a womans pussy and then she queefs and it splatters everywhere like a volcano

person 1; dude my girl vanilla volcanoed 10 feet high person 2: i know dude iwas there my grandma got higher

by markus ryan October 23, 2008

Volcanitits

1)Breasts that are so obnoxiously large that they disturb heterosexual men.

2)Breasts so large that they start to bypass the English alphabet and start to transition into the Greek

"Hey dude, did you see those nasty volcanitits? they were all veiny and gross." "It looked like they would erupt any second!"

by raikun12 October 15, 2009

volcancellation

variant(s) volcancelation, vulcancellation
verb
1. the act or instance of canceling, delaying, postponing, and generally ruining a scheduled flight or travel plan due to an Icelandic volcanic eruption and its ensuing ash plume.

"Hey man, I thought you were supposed to be in Vienna?"

"Yeah, well, thanks to the Eyjafjallajökull eruption, it's been one volcancellation after another, and its impossible to get through to the airline and rebook my flight! Its a nightmare!"

"Curses!"

by stryyyker April 19, 2010

Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy

Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.

by Doge70 April 12, 2016