time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.

by Bob Box February 22, 2009

Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.

"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"

by Ethan F October 17, 2007

Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

Moral Vampire

Person that sucks the morals out of anyone who he comes into contact with.

He contaminated the audience like a Moral Vampire

by Minerfortyniner May 24, 2020

playful vampire

an expensive roblox face

“did you buy playful vampire?”
“yes, i stole my mums credit card!”

by anonymous 1230 January 28, 2021

room full of vampire

a drawfee character that is just a room that full of vampire and also a normal dude in there for some reason .

ex: today on drawfee Julia is gonna draw a room full of vampire ...yayyyyy

by little blue blob February 1, 2021

Vampire: The Masquerade

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla

I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

by Anonymous983938938572389 March 31, 2004