Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.
Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.
What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.
What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)
by yungOsho August 20, 2018
This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
by Gangway April 10, 2019
Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020
Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.
What are the vital signs of the patient?
HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.
HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.
by qwertle October 12, 2019
When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.
by OldTownRd July 26, 2023